by BrazyRyan July 11, 2016
Get the thin mint cookiesmug. by The Zykx October 3, 2020
Get the Cookiemug. Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.
Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.
by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021
Get the GingerFred cookiesmug. A shy but kind person. She loves to read and finds the dumest things funny. She is also extremely sexy and has a big ass. When she falls in love she falls in love deep. Also a ginger with long hair. The man that loves her will not be able to keep his hands off her.
by Dogcat123321 May 31, 2018
Get the COOKIEmug. by Svend_16 September 30, 2020
Get the Ice tea'n cookiesmug. hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.
by Golden Ring January 23, 2021
Get the COOKIE DUDEmug. In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.
by Anallover4000 May 19, 2019
Get the Squishy Cookiemug.