Ben

The person that will get you through the hardest time of your life because he’s been through it all. He’s hard not to fall in love with and usually dates women to inflate his ego. Not a lot of people can see past this gilded veil that he’s put up, some even think he’s narcissistic, the truth is he’s a genius. if you’ve been his friend then you know what it’s like to have deep conversations, great laughs, and you’ll never forget him. He ends up with the wrong woman but you’ll always love him just the same.

Did you drunk text Ben again? Yup.

by Bigpoppafloppa November 23, 2021

Ben underwood

Ben Underwood is a ratty chappa. He likes to partake in charva experiences. He is a calculator cleaning competitor and has a happy relationship with Thomas Donohoe. He often goes out for walks with his dog Thomas Donohoe. His main charva friend main man Andrew Hudson is his best pal. He always carries a spoon on him as you never know where he might find a yoghurt pot. He is a part of the Luton Bowls Club and enjoys a sprite and cherry stones.

"Oi Maximus, that fella over there climbing the tree looks like a Ben Underwood" - Tom
"You're right chappa, he does look like a Ben Underwood. OH LOOK hes eating the tree bark" - Max Hudosn

by Professor IShowMeat October 2, 2023

Ben the Ben

The definitions of an empire known to Great Britain and America. He thinks he is the best person in the world although he is better than Landon. He is 13 years old and is 3 feet tall. He shall now be known as the next great emperor.

I am emperor Ben THE Ben! KNEEL DOWN BEFORE ME PHEASANTS!!!

by Jackylackyslk February 8, 2024

Ben Matt

A name given to people who are absolute tossers, or straight up goons you just want to spark out on sight.

“That guy is proper annoying me now, he’s doing a Ben Matt”

by Jaja230725 May 26, 2024

Ben keena

Ben keena is a slickback maestro and will ask you for sweets everytime you have them

Ben keena:ah ya fucking bastard ya

by Buggybrownson October 18, 2019

Ben

Ben is the absolute most gorgeous human on the planet, with the most beautiful eyes and incredible personality.

Ben never fails to humour and brighten someones day up, and generally always puts an amazing amount of effort into making you feel special.

Feeling special? That’s definitely Bens fault.

by BP6104 January 12, 2023

Mi Hairless Ben

(1) Hairless talking Ben.
(2) A religion in which you donate items daily.

Guy 1: "oh shit we forgot to donate to mi Hairless Ben"
Guy 2: "dang"

by Clovercantspell April 4, 2025