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fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit
bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska
by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024
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Jake Paul

noun
An act of sexual assault, where the attacker forces oral sex on their victim.

For an example, on Youtube, search "trigger warning jake paul"
Guy 1: Why did they break up?
Guy 2: Oh, he did a Jake Paul on her at the New Year's party.
Guy 1: Oh my god, what an asshole.

"I wouldn't date him, I've heard he has Jake Paul'd some people."
by Pkmniac64 April 11, 2021
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Jake Abuse

when someone hits Sim Jaeyun aka Jake Sim with a hammer
by midxy April 20, 2025
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Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus
by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021
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jake

jake has a huge willy. he’s the nicest person you will he’s very protective, loving, caring, thoughtful. he will always find a way to make you laugh. hes very loyal to his friends and is really forgiving. too forgiving in fact. he’s husband material and if you ever get a jake don’t let him go.

he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.

he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go

CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU

i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
jake is a beast
by imoanaspinall August 12, 2021
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Jake Zyrus

A human female who lives on Cybertron that is former member of Autobots and later become Decepticon because of persuasion of Megatron to become tomboy. Transforming into male in harsh condition which happens in Thailand, Earth.

1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G

2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
1. Look that straight girl, become a Jake Zyrus variant in a year!.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
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Jake

A guy with a NOICE COK
OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK
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