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Long hair syndrome

When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022
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The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017
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hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut
Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."
by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017
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belty hair

When your belly hair gets stuck in your belt buckle.
by Belty Hair November 25, 2022
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Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.
Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.
by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018
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Hair tutorial

Hair care tutorial, a Tutorial on how to keep your hair in style, like Jesse Watters.
by Sexydimma March 17, 2022
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