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Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped
by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020
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tea

when there is drama you say ¨ tea¨
Did you guys hear about the breakup I have some tea to spill.
by flip flop 2.O May 14, 2019
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Ice tea

Iced tea (or ice tea1) is a form of cold tea. Though usually served in a glass with ice, it can refer to any tea that has been chilled or cooled. It may be sweetened with sugar, syrup and/or apple slices. Iced tea is also a popular packaged drink and can be mixed with flavored syrup, with multiple common flavors including lemon, raspberry, lime, passion fruit, peach, orange, strawberry, and cherry.

While most iced teas get their flavor from tea leaves (Camellia sinensis), herbal teas are sometimes served cold and referred to as iced tea. Iced tea is sometimes made by a particularly-long steeping of tea leaves at lower temperature (one hour in the sun versus 5 minutes at 180–212 °F/80–100 °C), which is known as sun tea.
Ice tea best drink in the world
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 18, 2019
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tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020
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Tea Garden

A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 18, 2021
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Salty Sweet Tea

Dip the scrotum in sugar and have your partner suck all the salt off. Then proceed to ejaculate in your partner mouth.
Jenny came over for some salty sweet tea
by Peg_leg Antione May 21, 2023
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Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023
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