You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

COOKIE

It's actually another term for baterang but still. It's a cool way of saying baterang.

Yo Tom, tomarro am going to yeet this COOKIE at the back of your skull.

by Yo Tom got cookies October 3, 2019

Cooki

cooki is the sweetest girl ever and she has a big heart so make sure to be sweet and careful with her

Person 1: Hey she looks sweet
Person 2: Thats literally cooki

by cookiwooki February 3, 2025

Sand Cookie

A hot female of Middle Eastern Decent

Have you seen that girl that works at the corner store? She is a Sand Cookie.

by Eureka's Finest June 16, 2011

porcupine cookie

the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra and then inserting it during sex. the result will mimic what would happen if you fucked a porcupine.

She had to get surgery after the porcupine cookie we tried last night!

by cookieeater420 June 7, 2021

yummy cookie

A young, attractive Asian woman that is an online or mail order bride, often for a much older man

Mark’s older children smirked when they finally met the yummy cookie their dad found online.

by El Diablo4eva May 8, 2024

Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.

Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024