I'm sorry if you seen this, I'm sorry if you had to imagine that, I'm sorry.
I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.
I know it's disgusting as hell, but someone is gonna/will do that kind of stuff and you know it.
Paulin: it's a horrible night
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!
Caresy: what happened?
Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...
Paulin: ...
Caresy: do you have it?
Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.
Caresy: what do you mean
Paulin: it's... I wish I could forget about it, in that small alley, that man, that... monster, it haunts me!
Caresy: what happened?
Paulin: I just...I just watched a man putting a tea in pp
Caresy: ...
Paulin: ...
Caresy: do you have it?
Paulin: beside the washing machine
Caresy: thanks.
by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 5, 2020
Get the Tea in ppmug. A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. Yes, the bowl is clogged, but for whatever reason, the situation is unresolved. In short, the bowl is full, but no water spilled out onto the floor to tip you off that there is a situation.
So, said male sits down and, with such innocence, sits down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
This is brother's tea. It's horrible. And it's real.
You're kind of an eskimo brother with another brother in a way that I can't even describe.
by Ae5Ea8 October 20, 2016
Get the brother's teamug. Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
Get the The tea is on the dining tablemug. 
by Tea_Lady April 8, 2025
Get the Cold Tea Daymug. A person, usually male, who lusts for huge, fat cocks, yet doesn't admit it publically. Basically closet homosexual, but with bigger cock sucking urges.
by Giorno but gayer August 31, 2018
Get the Green Tea Addictmug. Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.
Extra points if you order it without sugar.
Extra points if you order it without sugar.
by collegebitch August 31, 2016
Get the passion tea lemonademug.