"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guy: "So , what's your sexual orientation? There's so many different ones I just kinda like to ask so I don't offend anyone."
Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."
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