An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?
Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.
Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.
Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016
Get the yosemite sam jobmug. by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024
Get the sammedmug. The act of shitting on the ground, rolling in clotheless it for 10 minutes, and carrying on with your day like nothing happened.
by UmbrageGames August 16, 2025
Get the Stinky Sammug. The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.
by Rusty767 January 1, 2025
Get the Sam Fallacymug. Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.
He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over
He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over
by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022
Get the Sammug. A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.
I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.
by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019
Get the Tesla Samsmug.