Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

Dick riding disease

Dick riding disease is a nigga who likes to hop on dick

Omg bruh u sick with that dick riding disease

by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022

Riding the pink pony

The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).

I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.

by Lawjick October 11, 2022

dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019

Riding the bull

You have your parter (ideally a female with long hair) on the doggy style position without a condom.You enter from behind (anal is also possible) , grab her hair and swing them two times around your hand. Ones you are positive that you have a firm grip on her you say "baby i have aids" and try to remain inside her for as long as possible.

If you try "riding the bull " with any girl you are sure to break up soon.

by Mycool2411 August 3, 2017

Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back

Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew

by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022

J6 Ride

Banging a liberal broad from behind and whispering "MAGA for Life" in her ear and try to keep your dick inside of her for 6 seconds.

I found a chick on this dating site and her profile stated "No MAGA". I ended up taking her out and we got frisky in the back of my truck. When I entered her doggy style I whispered in her ear "MAGA for Life!". As she bucked and tried to get me out of her liberal birth canal I held on for 6 seconds yelling "GIMME THAT J6 RIDE!!"

by PornoMatt August 18, 2025