Nick

The drunkest guy that you know. He bowls for fun and drives to Maine just to get some pussy. He often locks himself out of his own house when he arrives home from the bar so he ends up sleeping on his back porch or his roof. He can't spell to save his life and may or may not be bald.

That guy, he is drunk and bowling, also he may be bald, he's a Nick.

by Scoinyers September 3, 2023

nick

me, my name is nick.
it's a shortened NICKname for Nicholas.

nick: hi i'm nick nice to meet you
*person*: hello nick

by this is my username ig :V July 21, 2024

Nick

Nick is a dickhead. He's unattractive, grins like an idiot all the time, and he's just plain stupid. He does everything wrong and he's also bad a math.

He also can't spell his last name right.

That Nick is an idiot

Yeah, I know. Aptly named.

Yeah, he's a Nick.

by Big Chungass December 20, 2019

Nick

Nick is a very fat and obese friend. He also is very loyal but can be an absolute dummy. Sadly when he gets mad he gets his mom to message people to tell them to stop calling him fat.

Friends: " nick you so fat"
Nick: " mom tell them to stop"
Nicks Mom: " stop making fun of my fat child"

by yeetfrog June 3, 2019

the nick maier

A action of when someone is distracted by a attractive female and falls on the ground

"pervert stop doing the nick maier"

by Rmactough96 August 31, 2011

Nick

Just once I’d like to be invited to his house for a feed

Thanks for the invite Nick

by The viper 619 November 14, 2023

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021