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new hampshire 

A great state to have a "summer place". New Hampshire is a haven for the wealthy to hide from tax obligations. In order to live in NH and have children who speak in a polysyllabic fashion you have to live in a moneyed town or send them to a private school. New Hamphire educational funding has nothing to do with equity of opportunity (research the Claremont debacle). If you are white, rich, and don't give a damn about the "lower class" (those who clear less than $100,000 a year)then welcome aboard! If you don't qualify for the "club" please don't put yourself or your children through the humiliation of trying to scratch out a living here.
"I truly enjoy New Hampshire, don't you Lovey? However, I believe that I saw someone whose skin is darker than a brown paper bag in our gated community. Have the help call in the state police and the National Guard."
new hampshire by twinstates September 17, 2006
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New School 

1-People with a bad attitude.
2-People who`s not cool, mentaly young and unfair.
3-People who`s never respect other people.
«Math is new school because he dont give tips to the barmaid»
New School by Sébastien Girard October 3, 2004

new found glory 

an incredable whiny and annoying pop/punk band. Some pop/punk bands are decent...New Found Glory is not one of them..
new found glory by jessi July 3, 2004

New York Giants 

New York Giants are the worst NFL team. Often are gay and enjoy slapping the asses of their teammates(among other things ; ) ). Most Giants suck at their jobs, which is playing football. Worthless pieces of pooooo. Most Giants like penis in their faces.
These New York Giants suck at football, they are ass.
New York Giants by hannah is wrong December 26, 2007

new canaan 

tori spelling, stop writing about the gang, everyone gets it, they're loud, if they piss you off go talk to them in person.
omg the gang was so loud today im gonna go home and write about it on urbandictionary.com
new canaan by a junior April 27, 2005

New Zealand 

The best country in the world. Guess What?? we won the rugby world cup twice in a row beat that auzzies!! New Zealand also has an amazing landscape that will take your breath away at every turn. Also go to dunedin we have the steepest street in the world!!!!
Australian: Where do you live?
New Zealander: New Zealand Mate. Did you see who won the rugby world cup. Oh right it was us hahaha!

Australian: Why oh Why?
New Zealander: Beat that!!!
New Zealand by kittylover_123 February 1, 2016

New Jersey 

New Jersey is....alot of things but i'll just stick with retro. New jersey is home to the largest amount of emo kids this world has ever seen. The emo kids in NJ just stand on the street corners and look so cool with their cut hair and angry glances. This state has the best BANDS ever BARNIDA, I LOVE PI, even MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,and Memoirs OF THE FALLEN-those are just my favorites. OMG! and they all preform at clubs in morristown and montclair! now if i were you iD go to new jersey right now and see them along with the jersey shore because it's just lovely! i went down to wildwood on a school trip for the first time an i couldn't belive how amazing it was! i'v been to the bahamas and the jersey shore is way more beautiful! plus the boardwalk has the best rides and food ever. and by the way right now in New Jersey BATTLE OF THE BANDS is going on so vote 4 BARNIDA!!!
Hey Tiffany gosh i'm so bored of being a loser and only listening to stupid signed bands!

Well emo child lets go down to New Jersey, Montclair at the Bloomfield Ave cafe and see Barnida play live at all ages night!
New Jersey by emochild4life August 28, 2005