May 11th

May 11th is the best day, most Tinley’s are born on this day! But most of all they are all pretty.

Person 1: Wow your name is tinley, so you must be born on may 11th?

Person 2: yup

by .shrekisawsome May 11, 2022

24 may

a day when a beautiful and cheerish person born! you will always happy and being grateful. People who born on this day will have a big luck and have a huge success in the future

24 may its my birthday
im born in jakarta, 24 may

by 7ydhe July 31, 2021

Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

16th of may

National ass pic day! Send that ass
The woman is not allowed to reject the request!

1-It’s 16th of mayso send me that fat ass
2- since its may 16th
*sends fat ah ass pic*
1-* cures male depression*

by User15272518362 May 15, 2024

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022

21 may

If is that day rn you have to message ur bsf and say ,,hi,I like you,,
If u really like her and that person says me too ,idk kiss her,marry w her.
If you said it like a joke and that merson says: what? or stfu or any of these just make that with a seen.

u:hello Lola(name of ur bsf),I like you.
lola:serious? I hope thatis not just bc is 21 may.
u:yea
lola:oh,me too

by rockbles May 21, 2022

May 31st

When the girl that's a good fuck was born. Wish her happy birthday, she'll give you a cute smile. Her name might be Fatima, but if its not(which is the majority) shes still perfect.

??: "Hey isn't May 31st? Oh yeah its Fatima's(someones) birthday!
???:"Shes pretty"

by Actuallyapussypleaser May 11, 2024