Grab Dick December

when someone comes up to you in december and grabs your dick.

"Almost time for grab dick december."

by Extra Thicc boy October 7, 2019

slang dick december

a month dedicated to letting your dick/balls hang low on your choice of female

hey joe its slang dick december u wanna go halfcies on ashley

by daddy long cock caleb October 26, 2019

30 december 2021

International post a girl you like on your story day

Girl: why did you put me on your story
Boy: it's 30 December 2021
Girl: oh 🥰

by Moo.Cow December 29, 2021

December 6, 2003

The most awesome day the universe ever experience, at approximately 7:30PM AEDT the world instantly went from cool level 1 all the way up to 7.21x10^190. It is said the universe will never reach such a peak of coolness again.

'Hey, do you remember December 6, 2003, Matt?'
'Yes I fucking do it was the best day ever'

by RollerToaster July 12, 2018

The December 22 Incident

The worst event in online history.

The tragedy of The December 22 Incident

by CrimsxnDevil December 24, 2022

Date Me December

When a boy ask out one romantic interest (e.i bf or gf) a day, but they are not aloud to chicken out and ask a bro. It must be someone different every day, unless you start dating or the girl or guy asks you again the next day after the boy has said “bee”
The receiver can only say “no” 5 times in December or if they have already been asked that day which means the boy can ask again a different day and has to ask someone else. You are aloud double dates but no more people than that. The date doesn’t have to be on the actually day

“Wanna date me this December for Date Me December

by SassySmocher06 November 12, 2019

Dick Down December

Dick Down December is the event after No Nut November. In this event, you nut only the day of the month. Per say, it's the fifth, you nut five times. And only five times. If you fail to do so, you loose. On the 12th, you nut 12 times.

Guy 1: "Dude, It's Dick Down December!!"
Guy 2: "What does that mean?"
Guy 1: "You nut the number of times the date is! On the 31st, you have to nut 31 times! Good luck bro!"

by Anonymous12. December 4, 2020