A shit bag is a person like bill clinton and somelians and people who don't work for a living. Get off your fuckin asses and stop taking our fucking tax money. we bust our butts to give useless people our tax money. It needs to end and to end it is get up and find a job.
by enemies May 13, 2005

by J dUb6969 February 14, 2009

by D_sanchez51 July 8, 2010

tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.
Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"
Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"
Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"
by not_a_tea_bag November 23, 2009

A drunken, unshaven, unshowered, smelly party goer who continually hops from university to university surprising his friends, by showing up unannounced and uninvited to 'party down' ; despite his questionable hygene and appearance s-bag is extremely skilled at playing lacrosse, and picking up women, a slight jaw variation makes his chin completely immune to damage; of any kind, you dont fuck with him, he will assault and seriosuly injure any individual who insults the 'chiefs' lacrosse club.
one night i was sitting at guelph university, s-bag drove drunk to my residence, drank 10 beers, shit, fucked, and puked in my bed without asking for my permission, after that he drove drunk without sleeping or showering to brock university to do it allover again.
dude, i told you you could not visit, stop being such an S-BAG
dude, i told you you could not visit, stop being such an S-BAG
by Aeroe June 18, 2009

In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.
by Blondie5150 February 28, 2009

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."
by nick6 November 27, 2006
