Ryan

doesnt know what poon is

Bruh, that kid is such a Ryan

by POONKILLER69 January 29, 2019

Ryan

A fatass asian chump who speaks bullshit and has a very large ego who think he's better than others. Normally these "Ryan"s are short middle schoolers who think they're the shit.

"Omg look at that Ryan across the room!"

by Ambitchy October 22, 2018

Ryan

is equal to lazarbeam and is very good bloody legend

Ryan is yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

by EpicKingNayr March 2, 2021

Ryan

Big weiner.

Ryan has a big weiner

by notnamedryan November 22, 2021

Ryan

Ry, Ry dawg or Ry daddy (only for Gregoire). Never Ry Ry. A guy with a cute bubble butt, related to the Irish mob. Wears floral on Fridays, has a terrible hand writing, high pain tolerance, great boxer, hard to seduce during workouts, HATES slugs (please do not throw it at him) and thinks he's Rafael from the ''ninja turtles'' when he's actually Michelangelo. He never gets mad he ''just don’t get it’’. Absolutely gorgeous, but looks like an ogre in the morning. His beautiful blue eyes light up when he smiles. Good listener. He’s just amAzing.

Person 1: Hey Ryan, would like a piece of my white cacao?
Person 2: There's no CACAAAAO in white chocolate!!!

by littleogre April 13, 2020

Ryan

Definition A: A know it all who projects his non-religious beliefs, but tends to make things religious

Definition B: An individual who finds children rather attractive, despite being at a much more mature age.

Example A:
“God, he's such a Ryan, isn't he?”

Example B:
“Oh no! It's Ryan.”

by kelper_ January 19, 2023

Ryan

An absolutely sexy, small blonde young lad that gets all the birds and is proper minted

Hey do you know Ryan?

Of course, that lad is queern sound and he’s rich

by Bagofchips December 11, 2018