2 definitions by kelper_

Arson

a fun activity

Person A: Bro, I just commited arson the other day. You proud?

Person B: What the fuck Person A.

Person C: So that's why the house across the road was on fire.

Person B: WHAT THE FUCK Person C!

by kelper_ October 19, 2021

Ryan

Definition A: A know it all who projects his non-religious beliefs, but tends to make things religious

Definition B: An individual who finds children rather attractive, despite being at a much more mature age.

Example A:
“God, he's such a Ryan, isn't he?”

Example B:
“Oh no! It's Ryan.”

by kelper_ January 19, 2023