Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
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