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The first person every retarded white 5yr old wanna be wants to become in fortnite... what a fucktard
"hey Jimmy wanna play with me and Alexis?" said Alex "No i'm good, if Ninja wont i wont"...BITCH
by FinnyFanatic16PS4btw November 8, 2018
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NINJA

An enpowered woman. A woman who has overcome obstacles. A woman who is always there to support her friends. Defend them to the end.
My best friend is a true Ninja.
She is an amazing ninja.
by wigglesmomma March 12, 2010
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ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.
My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.
by cat-daddy June 9, 2025
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Ninja (Paul)

A popular Twitch Booby Streamer. Highly praised for his almost overwhelming, copious amounts of respect for the female gender. He became well known after various collaborations with the popular celebrity: Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson In films such as: "The Boy In Striped Pajamas(2008)" and "The Emoji Movie(1945)". Ninja is 376 years old and suffering from the globally devastating disease, Ligma. Ninja is also famous for both birthing and shooting in the testicle, Adolf Hitler. Ninja is possibly the first human being to ascend and make contact with unfathomable cosmic beings.
Woah, Ninja (Paul) ... Isn't he the creator of Roblox Superhero Tycoon? How epic! What a legend.
by Paul Ninja August 16, 2018
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Trident Ninja

Is Really Good At Mw. He makes Cod Mw Montages. The Songs Go Good With It. The Best Mw Sniper
by I Love Him Hear The bEst December 4, 2020
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Ninja

Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.
You see that ninja walk by?
by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008
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Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
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