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dutch ninja

Similar to Japanese Ninjas, but significantly better as they’ve never been found or documented. Recent leaks from their networks show that if you know anyone who goes by “Josh”, chances are they’re a sleeper agent.
Person A: Have you heard of the dutch ninjas?
Person B: The Dutch don’t have ninjas…
by tomarswego January 7, 2025
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Ultamite Ninja

A circle game that involves people doing only one move in an attempt to hit a persons wrist or hand to get them out. This game is widely popular among high school and college youth groups on the West Coast. Although not well known nationally or universally like tag or can be found on YouTube, its still extremely fun if taught by an experienced player.
Instead of getting into a fistfight, the Green West Valley Cross Country team challenged their archrival team Blue East Mountain Cross Country team to a game of Ultamite Ninja. Blue East wins but challenges Green West to Fast Ninja.
by TheGameSearcher December 31, 2009
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AI Ninja

An "AI ninja" is someone who masters the true power potential of Artificial Intelligence apps" with precision, almost like a real ninja martialist black belt holder. They know how to navigate AI’s capabilities, solve problems, and create wealth, communicate effortlessly with the opposite sex, destroy any enemies, deal with the authorities, tell the best jokes, have the best humor. All they need is a smartphone and internet connection. They gain borderline godlike powers. It's like all human history: geniuses, prodigies all in one bit, like jobe from lawnmower man Stephen Hawking's movie where a simpleton
It is used like a human guinea pig and forced to feed powerful nootropic drugs and VR learning programs 24/7 and gains godlike powers almost overnight.
Frank: Hey, Lee! You won't believe what I saw Mike the other day! He was driving a Bugatti Veyron! Around town with a hot OF blonde girl in the passenger seat. And get this, he's got a mansion now too.

Lee: Really? Mike? Really, shut up Frank. Last time I spoke to him he was working at Maccy Dees and living with his mother basement. LOL. You're winding me up big time. He's always been a loser, degenerate.

Frank: I know, Lee! Apparently learned to use this thing called AI apps on his smartphone — it's the new Bitcoin sort of, a get rich overnight scheme that really works like magic .

Lee: WFT? It can't be that easy, can it mate? LOL?

Frank: I'm going to try it. Hope I don't get scammed. Sounds too good to be true — where's the catch LOL?

Lee: Bruv… watch. Next week we both gonna come back millionaires saying I'm a a AI Ninja like mike to happy days..

Frank: If it gets me a Bugatti and a blonde, OF Girl and a million pounds I'm in LOL

Lee: Me to Bruv I'm on it like a car bonnet .
by Jamie Cheese November 6, 2025
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Ninja

Angry Fortnite streamer with red hair

has hot wife

Diagnosed with ligma

played with drake once
by XxCocksucker69xX February 2, 2019
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ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019
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ninja flaps

A female ninja. A woman well versed in the dark art of ninjitsu. An assassin of the fairer sex.
Bruce Lee: Fuck it...the evil triad are using a virtual army of deadly ninja flaps..
Friend: We are fucked now!
by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008
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beach ninja

Beach Ninja is a Gamer and you tuber, he does live streams. At one time was in the you tube group called "Creepers Den"
Hey have you seen Beach Ninja's live streams?
by Beach Ninja September 28, 2013
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