in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

music that shouldnt be played

Music that shouldnt be played is the song i wanna tell you a secret

“Hey bro! wanna listen to some music”
“sure u choose”
“hmm lets put on ‘i wanna tell you a secret’
“now that is ‘Music that shouldnt be played’

by defonotskye October 27, 2021

Do you want to play mini games?

A word usually heard from 6 year olds playing gorilla tag.

An idiot: Do you want to play mini games?
A gorilla tag player who has a brain:SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MINI GAMES.

by Helloijustamhere September 11, 2022

Play HOI

verb
1. To have intense gay sex

I'm gonna go play HOI with the boys.

by SchnitzelDick June 13, 2021

Play it by air

In New Zealand, english is not their first language, so idiots think that "Play it by ear" is "Play it by air" which means "go with the flow... of the wind.

Let's Play it by air

by kungfukiwi June 29, 2022

Played

The act of being the fool All aloung when you thought you were doing the fooling.

Also

Assuming and making false accusations on people or someone and believing it with no changing your mind to find out you were wrong 100%

"Guy: hes totally falling for that shit man i can't believe he thinks he's invisible lol"

The "target": " (saying loud enough for everyone to hear): yeah I'm totally invisible and you're a fucking retard for thinking this whole time for 2 years straight that I was really this gullible and air headed! Idiots

Guy: damn he for real? we played bro

by NaztiNikka March 15, 2022

Play Head

A Person Who Says They Like You But Doesn’t Really And Plays With Your Feelings

U a play head

by Chad moss January 24, 2022