texis hot roll

when u put your dick in a girls ass and then rub the shit all over your cock then the girl suck all of the shit off

yesterday i gave your girl a texis hot roll

by paul buchenaked July 26, 2010

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That's how the sausage rolls

Phrase: in the event of doubt or questioning re the behaviour/actions of males in groups, the answer is solid and rational.

Benjamin: "why are you guys still just hanging around and not working out a plan for the night?"

Archie: "don't worry about it bro, that's how the sausage rolls".

by Shredderben November 20, 2022

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Hot Cinnamon Roll

When you bake a fresh batch of cinnamon rolls, throw away the icing, cum on them, and have your partner eat them.

I gave my wife a Hot Cinnamon Roll last night! It was so hot!

by T_do_it May 13, 2021

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rolling fuck bale

Used to describe the excitement and/or anxiety of iterative "fuck!" moments, as if being chased downhill by a rolling bale of hay.

Travis & Andy showed up at the party, so of course it turned into a rolling fuck bale.

by RollingFuckBale February 13, 2022

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A man decides to indulge in multiple blueberry beers at his local watering hole. After many rounds, he feels an urge to take a piss and heads to the closest urinal. As he's draining his man snake, a sudden sneeze derails everything and his bowels are vacated into his pants. After 10 minutes of clean up time, his friends were about to send out a search party. He arrives back at the bar, freeballing, and ready to drink more. The Ole Tremonte Tootsie-roll.

Bobby drank too much and suffered through to the Tremonte Tootsie-roll.

by Dick Rivard November 24, 2019

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