by Prinadean April 28, 2019

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.
The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019

You have your parter (ideally a female with long hair) on the doggy style position without a condom.You enter from behind (anal is also possible) , grab her hair and swing them two times around your hand. Ones you are positive that you have a firm grip on her you say "baby i have aids" and try to remain inside her for as long as possible.
by Mycool2411 August 3, 2017

by Cat Blackbone April 9, 2025

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

Sport bike rider definition of high speed riding through twisty canyons roads, country roads, and mountains roads. Not that gay ass high speed straight riding with your stretched motorcycle chicken stripped with honey mustard tires that you never take on a drag strip but ride around showing off all the wasted money you spent on heavy chrome wheels, custom paint job of sport teams and company logos, fat tire conversion, custom homo seat with anal probe, poser ass wannabe motorcyclist who never works on ride and race craft.
by Triple Treat October 27, 2021

by worderinvienna March 1, 2015
