Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 19, 2024
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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 19, 2024
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Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 05, 2021
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Dick Punch

When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
by Merry_Dickmas December 12, 2022
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Whore punch

A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.
I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.

Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"
by Tyler J a February 23, 2009
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punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also
Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!
by gammon matser September 10, 2019
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tounge punch the mudstar

Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.
"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"

Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar
by ThaJtrain December 29, 2016
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