Nick Wilson

An absolute munch, aka a super simp, won’t even leave his house because his mouth is filled with muff and still goes to bed with blue balls

Cory: “Dude come to the bar and get hammered with the boys! We can go hoggin!”
Nico: “Sorry cuz, I gotta eat my girls pussy and jerk off on myself like Nick Wilson”

by Motherfucker chazz July 09, 2023

nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung

That must be Nick Aston

by Hgffhb May 13, 2022

Nick-move

A dick-move, done by one called Nick.

That was a fucking Nick-move man, not cool. Now I need to do this all over again, thanks Nick.

by Unknown was taken too..... April 26, 2018

Nick Move

Gamer version of pulling a dick/bitch move.

"F*CK!!! HE WAS CAMPING!!! What a f*cking Nick move..."

by Rateggz November 27, 2020

Nick Gasparino

Kid that’s always caught eating something. “Pro” baseball player that has the nickname “Gasman” for his fast pitches and for his frequent farts. Often hits on younger girls usually named Jesse.

Girl 1: is that Nick Gasparino
Man 1: yeah he’s the best pitcher on the team
Girl 1: Is he single?
Man 1: No he’s dating the hottest 8th grader

by OGMiceman February 13, 2024

Nick thornton

Great person who codes games

Nick Thornton is a great person

by Nicknoodle1245 May 26, 2022

Slit-nick

(Basically real son of a bitch, worse than a motherfucker; might as well be racist against any race... it's an insult of the highest value. If your worst enemy wanted to insult you they would think twice to use the term slit-nick, that's how insulting it is. You don't want to ever be called a slit-nick, by anybody, ever.

"You slit-nick son of a bitch"

by Wampusss November 13, 2020