calm your farm, eat a sandwich

telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich

by the J to the o May 14, 2011

eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard

The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing into a cup of Wendy's chili, eating it, then snorting the left over "sauce".

My nigga do you eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard?

by Edgecs September 6, 2017

Girls who eat cherry tomato

girls who are kinda depressed but happy sometimes, they don't know what's really happening to them but cherry tomatoes alxays fix things. They also are incredibly hot asf.

Girls who eat cherry tomato are being defined as a Laetitia

by oxcr_okami April 6, 2021

National Eat a Tide pod day

On April 22

Grab a tide pod and eat it at anytime, but spit it out before swallowing!!!

Bill Nye ate a tide pod on April 22 because it's national eat a tide pod day.

by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut May 25, 2018

man who will eat his own nuts

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game

Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi February 15, 2020

go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

you use it when you want a nigga to shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

Nigga: a-
Person: nigga shut the fuck up and eat a brownie

by dumbassken October 30, 2020