Dirty Curtain

The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty curtain last night, and by golly was she wet.

by xXxDolphinClubber69 March 30, 2012

dirty tobi

when you havent taken a shower in a week and are dirty and gross

the fuck did you expect? a hardcore bdsm reference? you need carl.

what a dirty tobi

by tobifern April 20, 2022

dirty lukens

A tall man with a micro penis.

Nicole brought home that guy last night, and he was totally a dirty lukens.

by Knuckles September 27, 2019

dirty paiton

when your girl wants to fuck while watching death note

dude i asked if she watches anime and she wanted to pull a dirty paiton

by dasalottaricotta September 11, 2021

The Dirty Laughlin

After very unsatisfying sex you proceed to eat a rack of ribs off of her back then fall asleep

Last night I gave Rylee The Dirty Laughlin. Best meal I’ve had in a while, she hasn’t called back yet

by HarryHoonz February 7, 2023

Dirty LeVert

A Dirty LeVert is when you shove a miniature Eiffel Tower up your ass and then you pay a French Hooker to lick the shit off of it whilst you piss in her belly button.

On my vacation to France I had the pleasure of trying a Dirty LeVert.

by ChellesBelles77 August 1, 2019

Dirty velma

Eating a dog treat out of a nerdy girls vagina.

I'm still picking kibble out of my teeth, from the dirty velma I munched on for lunch.

by Bilge pump May 16, 2018