David

The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them

Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David

by Pine3061 October 4, 2021

David Finance

The perfect lawyer

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU

by Davifinase June 17, 2024

David

David has a big dick he is a good kisser he is always hard he like to have sex with his girlfriend if you know a person named David or next to one ask him

Dam David you have a big boner aka boner boy for live

by Bigdavid01650 November 22, 2021

David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>

David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>

David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.

David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!

by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019

joshua david evans

a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.

you're a total joshua david evans

by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023