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Pulled a cookie

When you fucked something up so bad, only someone like Guetzli could pull it off
Why the fuck did you let the "special" kid get a goal?!

Shit sorry, i pulled a cookie
by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018
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Scooping Cookies

The occasional grab and squeeze of a man's testicles in a loving and gentle way.
She always scooping cookies when we cooking in the kitchen.

When we in da club and she scooping cookies you know she want that D.
by PokerBabeBoss July 3, 2018
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storage cookie

The cookie that Stephen stores in the upper part of his mouth while he is performing a magic trick that involves drinking milk
Stupid Stephen, I saw your storage cookie. You suck at magic.
by Dane Smokes Weed XD July 16, 2018
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cookie wood

Slang for a joint.
My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”
by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018
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put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.
Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.
by M@x Power August 16, 2018
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cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives
Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1
by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018
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Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.
Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?
by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019
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