Chris

Chris is an amazing boy, generally does alot of boxing, and any girl is lucky to date him, but in this case that lucky girl is Jo. Chris is romantic and loves going on dates.

Jo: Chris will you go out with me? Chris: Yes

by jaquincelover February 6, 2019

Chris

Bandwagon name share on Instagram vibe like the rest. Only thing you have a small car and big boto.

Lemme post this name share Chris at Kaena Point on my bike ride hike, without killing native fauna or bees.

by pohukainacave November 22, 2021

chris

the biggest jrotc kid you'll ever meet. most likely a head pushed. a little bit of everything bad.

someone: "wow that kids really annoying and hates women"
someone else: "i bet thats a chris"

by jrotchater69 October 27, 2020

Chris (Laos)

Man with little boy body, and grown man shoulders. Likes to fish... not catch just fish. Shimano representative, will make serious jokes about you then take them back with a simple jkjk... also says Shazam, yada mean, what in Tarantino.

Hey you don't want to be a Chris (Laos)

by Shazayum January 21, 2021

chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her with all the love

i love chris!!!

by soysauceypants June 1, 2021

Chris

A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.

Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?

by person who only speaks mad fac June 28, 2020

Chris

A fun hot guy who loves sci fi and movies. Especially ones like Primer.

He is such a Chris! Today he went I the JPL Open house but didn't go in cuz the traffic was so bad he chose a shard of glass instead. Even when offered a sack o cash he refused to wait in the long line!

by SQUIRTLE August 30, 2016