What in the Flying Kangaroo

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

by Wasn’t Me November 22, 2020

What’s cooey Louie?

Alternative greeting to What’s up? Generally utilized by lame Nor Cal wanna be trendsetters.

Hey Patas, what’s Cooey Louie?

by Nina Laquesha May 3, 2020

What else is new?

A sarcastic phrase referring to an altogether predictable and meh revelation, literally meaning - so do you have something else that's real news?

Monica : Joey smells gas!
Chandler : So what else is new?

by UD8946 August 4, 2020

what in the actual fuck

when something comepletly and idioticly unexpected happens and you dont know how to act about it

someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)

someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020

what the possible fuck

You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.

While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"

by DoDotti November 12, 2017

it aint what it aint

The opposit of "it is what it is"

My friend says to me "it don't look pretty "

And I reply " It aint what it aint"

by BatesLane February 18, 2018

What's Happenin' Cunt

A phrase that can be used universally in most situations.
It is generally said when greeting another person, however it is also quite acceptable to out of excitement as a way of expressing joy.

"Hey man."
"What's happenin' cunt?"

"Dude, you are so drunk!"
"Fuck yeah! What's happenin' cunt!!!!!!"

by Sonick December 7, 2012