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crunchy vagina 

the female genitals; while vagina is the noun, crunchy is the verb added on to give this "crunchy vagina" its overall meaning; a crunchy vagina consists of when either 1) a girl is ugly thus using the appropriate suffix of the verb 2) you hook up with a nasty male/woman and you know as an outside viewer that their shit is beat 3) any loose or infected genitals

Additional: the word crunch can be replaced for the entire complex word of 'crunchy vagina'; furthermore suffixes and prefixes are permitted to be added on to the replaced word"
"That girl has such a crunchy vagina"

sky vagina 

1. a rip has occured and the sky has a sky vagina
2. a female organ plastered onto the sky by some god like force most likely god himself
3.this fucked up picture i saw on mystic boards
holy fuck aj that sky has a vagina

or if you look very closely while your passing over france you may catch a glimpse

sky vagina appear commonly over france
sky vagina by WOFL August 11, 2006

Sandy Vagina 

Kyle Lisk, Get the sand out of your vagina.
Kyle Lisk has a sandy vagina, Rhys lick all the sand out for him.
Sandy Vagina by Amy Romanick February 13, 2009

bulbous vagina 

a vagina that protrudes out a little farther than any normal vagina; usually due to excessive drinking, or rough vaginal intercourse, can sometimes lead to death.
Hey Krista, your bulbous vagina is showing through your tights!

Yo, I was bangin' this chick last night and her bulbous vagina swallowed me whole.

totes vagina 

another form of totes my goats, totes vagina is used when you have the urge to say the word vagina, with a good excuse.
emily: "hey lets make pancakes at 5 in the morning!"
danielle: "ohmygaww.... totes vagina..."
totes vagina by emi.stew August 23, 2010

Sandy Vagina 

A wuss, someone that takes things too seariously.
Man.. that kid Jon cries like a Sandy Vagina.
Sandy Vagina by Sam November 26, 2002