Western Tea-Bag

a sex position involving an ass slap followed by a male turning and dropping his balls on his partner’s belly button. This is followed by a loud YEE-HAW

I me Mike at a rodeo last night and he took me home and western tea-bagged me. It was so great!

by Orangebannana619 November 14, 2025

Tea bagel

To put ones anus onto another's forehead in the manner of tea bagging

"I thought he was going to tea bag me but he gave me a tea bagel instead"

by That_one_witch December 17, 2025

tea party

A Masonic holiday were everyone in the lodge books off that night.

How many masons were missing from lodge the night of the Boston tea Party?

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

Saturn Tea

A circular argument based on a point that on paper is correct. However goes against the traditional logic and spirit of the definition.

"Tea can be made by any method so long as the result is a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, therefore Saturn is tea aka Saturn Tea."

by Κρόνος January 26, 2025

wod tea

A bottled Japanese tea that is supposed to make you have a larger volume of cum.

I was at the store and grabbed myself a bottle of wod tea so I can fill her belly later tonight.

by Jmaktheknife January 31, 2025

Forbidden tea

A forbidden tea is when a man goes for a jog and the dips his nut sack into a glass of warm water to give to his spouse when they are feeling sick.

"Hey babe I'm not feeling well can you make me a glass of forbidden tea?"

by Bigboywyatt February 1, 2025

the tea taste shininess

when you disagree with someone who doesn’t understand the message

“you’re wrong, strawberries are fruits!”

“whatever man, yk what they say the tea taste shininess”

by house_kun February 2, 2025