morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 07, 2018
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Connaughton Special

Taking a shit in the pool of the place you’ve been visiting for the next residents to find. Also works great for air bnb. If no pool taking upper deckers is also acceptable.
Dude I checked into my Air BnB and some asshole left a Connaughton Special in the pool! Not cool!
by Butter Sue July 26, 2019
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Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!
Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 28, 2018
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Compton Special

When you (as a girl) are getting down and dirty and right before he's about to bust you stick your finger in his b-hole and he erupts like a god damned volcano. Yes, it is for sure suspicious but you're too awkward as his girlfriend to have "the talk."
Man, Janet gave me a Compton Special last night and I erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro.
by wrich187 July 25, 2024
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dunlop special

the dunlop special can be done anywhere. it usually hppens after vast amounts of ket and other various drugs are taken by someone. that someone then suddenly disappears for the rest of the night and not to be seen or spoken to until the next day
man 1: wheres that fucking dickhead gone now

man 2: did u see that massive bag of ket, hes pulled a dunlop special
by roussel1983 August 25, 2009
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nuggzz special

When a you sits in the corner of a room and films your fiance getting plowed by his father
by zacadle February 15, 2019
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The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
by codynindasprite February 22, 2025
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