A bonsai retard is a retard that is chemically stunted at growth as to make a great fashion accessory.
by Ball sack457 October 05, 2009
A person residing in a first world country, most likely Caucasian with lots of time to waste, that thinks the whole fucking world revolves around them and their schizophrenic political views (Left or Right).
“Qanon told me that Big homo is trying to turn me into a beta male by feeding me soy burgers and putting fluoride in the water and this makes sense because my friends that are allergic to Olanzapine all think the same thing and also Ted K is fucking based.”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
Or
“I am a lesbian, trans woman that is punching up and fighting the patriarchy by getting in screaming matches about esoteric gender concepts I learned about on Reddit with people that barely graduated highschool because it heightens my chances of getting that sweet superiority complex bump”
“Damn those people got like, politically induced retardation or something. If only they found a hobby that didn’t piss everyone else off”
by Chucklefucker February 14, 2024
A condition where someone is incapable of flowing within a crowd and is apparently oblivous to other pedestrians around.
by ADT123 November 01, 2010
by Marshallg1 June 05, 2023
Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh
Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”
by KSG Ndy January 08, 2025
A crude term used to describe a piece of media or behaviour characterized by senselessness, nihilism and overall lack of substance.
by Wotanski January 20, 2024