Up the Old Dirt Road

The act of two homosexual males having sexual intercourse.

Check out his partner.....he just took it up the old dirt road.

by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009

grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

Old girls gone wild

A film that is made in the style of girls gone wild except that it uses very old women who are in there 80's and 90's and beyond.
It is most often shown as a joke or used to punish someone by making them watch it.

They tied me up and made me watch, "old girls gone wild",dude.

by Judge dredd7 May 16, 2011

chip off the old cock

1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.

2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.

Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.

Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.

by shmaller July 20, 2006

The Old 1-2

Butt to mouth

"I'd like to give her the old 1-2."

"What's the Old 1-2?"

"Butt to mouth. I'd butt her to mouth any day."

by Catfish96763737 October 6, 2011

Old Soul with a New Butthole

Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.

He was just Ray, now he's an Old Soul with a New Butthole.

by LethalSeamen March 6, 2022

Old quarry middle school

A school where kids are rich, or polish and if you're not your the small percent of kids who supply drugs to the hoes in the bathrooms, the teachers give the kids tons if homework and test every other day. The food sucks and undercooked but you still eat it anyway

Person 1: where do you go to school
Person 2: Old quarry middle school
Person: RIP

by A real alive person April 24, 2019