My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

suck my dick

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

by massive cock March 2, 2017

Oh My Girl

Oh My Girl, why would you not like them ? They’re fluffy as HELL. One, may I add is that they are talented as HELL. Two, may I add is that they’re pretty as HELL. Three, may I add, is that they DESERVE ALL THE LOVE.

Friend 1 : oH MY Go-

Me : aye aye aye ! Do not fear my friend, as you shall not use god’s name in vain, here instead of god, say, Oh my girl

Friend 1 : OH have you brought me out of my dark, empty desperation ! Oh my girl it shall be !

by Thegloriouspepperoni April 12, 2020

My Singing Monsters

A cool game where you buy and breed monsters and listen to to them sing on different islands

BigJimmy57: I just got an Epic Entbrat on my plant island!
Normaltimjim48: well I got an Epic toe jammer!
Some random dude: you guys play My Singing Monsters?

by Qwertyjail July 8, 2021

Pinch my vibe

To pinch someone’s vibe is to trash someone’s plans or ideas.

“Hey! Don’t pinch my vibe!” Megan said when Ali dissed her choice of movie.

by clerxn October 27, 2019

watch my six

covering your back. six comes from being behind a person (six o' clock position). so "watch my six" is "cover me from behind"

SWAT Team Leader: Watch my six boys, this is goina get ugly

SWAT Team Members: Roger that sir.

by Wite Kastle October 6, 2006

cock in my ass

Usually said as an exclamation, CIMA can also be used when penetration occurs within either a male/female or male/male, through the anus and using the penis respectively.

"Cock in my ass you scared the living titty fuck out of me, Josh!"
"My bad."

or; "Oh yeah, oh yeah get that big fat cock in my ass ohhhh YES, yes, harder, harder, oh yes, oh harder, ohhh FUCK ME, etc."

by spockk December 15, 2008