jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011

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My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017

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Oh My Girl

Oh My Girl, why would you not like them ? They’re fluffy as HELL. One, may I add is that they are talented as HELL. Two, may I add is that they’re pretty as HELL. Three, may I add, is that they DESERVE ALL THE LOVE.

Friend 1 : oH MY Go-

Me : aye aye aye ! Do not fear my friend, as you shall not use god’s name in vain, here instead of god, say, Oh my girl

Friend 1 : OH have you brought me out of my dark, empty desperation ! Oh my girl it shall be !

by Thegloriouspepperoni April 12, 2020

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suck my dick

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

by massive cock March 2, 2017

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hold my weave

Expression made by a ratchet persona before getting into a really pointless, but very violent, fight.

Ratchet 1: "WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?"
Ratchet 2: "I SAID YOU AREN'T EVEN GUCCI"
Ratchet 1: "NA UH BITCH, I'LL SHOW YOU GUCCI!!"
*Ratchet 1 Glances to nearby ratchet"
Ratchet 1: "Nigga, Hold my weave!"

by Dubpone October 28, 2013

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