MAy 19th

National titty and booty pic day

Its may 19th you know what that means

by mysteriousman69 May 19, 2024

May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.

Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day

by random teenage girl November 22, 2022

May 16

May 16, National Hug your Girl Friend Day. No matter what happens that day YOU GOT TO HUG HER

“Bro it’s national Hug day, It’s may 16 I got hug my girlfriend”

by _s_i_m_p_h_u_b_ May 13, 2022

May

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.

Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!

by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019

May 27th

Give your girl a hoodie day!!

“Guys, it’s May 27th give your girl a hoodie!!!”

by doggyliversryum May 26, 2022

May 12th

Send your best friend your boobs

Best friend: Why did you send me your boobs?
Sender: because it’s May 12th and you’re my best friend

by Booby sucker May 12, 2022

may the mods bless you

Also known as may the jannies bless you.
By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.

someone: *shills for cuntpitalism*
me: may the mods bless you!

by #LGCC9CCPP September 1, 2021