Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.

"is this going to be a crack story?"

by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023

crack

Indian English slang for someone who's totally crazy, mental or eccentric.

Probably a shortened version of "crackpot".

Don't talk to him, he's crack.

by shree711 September 9, 2020

Cracked

Cracked = Sex
Only Men can use this term.

-Street definition.-

I just cracked the b**ch last night.

She’s going to get cracked, on meeee.

by Moe - Da - Menece December 14, 2019

blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.

"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"

by Andacay Olliercay May 12, 2018

Crack Fiend

A person who is deemed to be crazy or insane by other people

Lee James is a crack fiend

Look at that crack fiend run in circles. What a fookin idiot

by Grommit mug May 31, 2021

Crack Spazz

When a crackhead from the streets of Detroit begins to peak on his solid powder and demand money from you in order to stay on his crack mongering mission.

Damn that crack spazz wouldn't leave me alone for over an hour until I gave gave him a dollar to continue his crack mission.

by King Smidi July 6, 2017

Crack & Sack

Using the drug ice and having sex

me abd the mrs are having Crack & Sack all tonight

by mzyv June 11, 2016