Beer Clothes

n.) any garmet or article of clothing worn out on a night drinking or whilst consuming alcohol.

Jimmy: ahh damnit, i forgot to change my beer clothes and now i smell like shame and regret.

by billthomas January 12, 2012

Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.

If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.

by TodiRow February 21, 2011

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011

beer fridge

A second refridgerator, usually kept in the basement or garage of a house

There's another six pack in the beer fridge downstairs.

by nick_g December 11, 2011

Adam "2 Years" Beers

A boy who tells everyone that hes 2 years older than he really his, claiming his name "2 Years" Beers. Beers has been in many song also... Such as, AC-42's "Two Years with Beers" song in 2011, which was a major hit in the UK. Beers isn't very pleased with his name, but, when yu lie about 2 years, it's gonna ryhme with Beers...

Beers.... Adam "2 Years" Beers...

by AC-42 June 23, 2011

beer thumb

Effect on one’s ability to text caused by the consumption of too much beer

"Thanks to Chucky's beer thumb, we had no clue the cops were conducting a sobriety checkpoint at the golf course entrance."

by bearded steamer October 13, 2011

Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011