by 71Jaws000 April 07, 2020
When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.
P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
by Poke-chan January 14, 2018
The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 18, 2015
A minmaxing asshole who can't stop ruining all your hard work. He will derail plots, kill off characters, and one-shot final bosses. He's generally a good person, but he's the most annoying friend you'll ever meet. Especially if you play d&d. He's also partially English, and will act like a huge asshole, just like his ancestors.
by Bor bersk January 12, 2020
A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”
“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”
“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”
by Livvy Dunne December 28, 2023
A beer bong from the tit is a large part of puerto rican history deriving from the early 1800’s.Simply put, a beer bong from the tit woman during her breastfeeding cycle mixes her milk with various alcoholic beverages and pours it into a beer bong.
“Hey dude are you ready for the party?”
“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”
“Yea dude I hear melissa is bringing a beer bong from the tit”
by Livvy Dunne December 28, 2023
by tyler durden mb February 18, 2025