Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.
"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."
by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

by GucciPlayboyOnRoblox January 1, 2017

by tyler durden mb February 17, 2025

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 3, 2014

The rash-like sensation felt in the palm of the hand after unscrewing many twist-off beer caps. Most sorely felt in conjunction with the hangover that inevitably accompanies a beer palm.
"Man, I just high fived Jeffery. He's a nice guy but my beer palm is stinging like a son of a bitch."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
"Christ work was shit today. I swear I can't tell if I'm getting RSI or if it's just beer palm from last night."
by Starmanisjr July 21, 2009

by Ottomom November 19, 2011
