Douche Bag

One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.

My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.

If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!

by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005

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Justin Johnson

Justin Johnson is the greatest douche bag of all time!

by 1337 haxor lulz January 18, 2010

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Juice Bag

A Juice Bag exhibits the same utterly exasperating character flaws as a Douche Bag or a Dirt Bag but usually a bit more effeminate. It usually responds with attitude to the name "Dave".

Wow! That toad Dave put gunpowder in all the ashtrays at that punk kegger in the Cardinal Apartments. Watta Juice Bag!

by Alfonso T. Watt May 11, 2010

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Fuck Bag

A woman who struggles with emotional attachment and whose only relationships arise from sexual intercourse. Often involved in sex clubs, open lifestyle and swinging.

I thought she was going to be a great girlfriend, turns out she ain't nothin' but a fuck bag!!

by twinflame April 16, 2009

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gobble to the bag

giving a b.j. that that has the length of the penis completly swallowed so that the scrotem is touched by the b.j. artist.

She will gobble to the bag.

by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006

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duffle bag

the act of warming ones nuts (i.e. in the shower) to a point that they sag as low as they can possibly go and then placing them on someone's face so that they go from ear to ear.

That guys nuts were so huge, I tried to tea bag him and he duffle bagged me instead.

by Mayonaisse Man December 19, 2011

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