Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.

That bird is fit!

by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019

Bird

Any guy named Byron

That dude is such a bird

by Mr.bird April 5, 2022

Bird day

Bird day is a day on 1st of April in which everybody is required to express their support for all birds by engaging in birdposting

We must birdpost because it's Bird Day

by talpro March 31, 2025

RJ Bird

A salty Mod of a shitty meme page

The guy just pulled a cucumber out of his ass!

Yeah he's a real RJ Bird

by Gary Beach October 16, 2019

Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020

The Birds

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.

1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.

by lord farqad the third July 15, 2020

Ashbourne Birds

A girl from ashbourne who drinks every 2 days in the weir and gets gangbanged by 4 fellas for some cocaine

guy 1:this chick is sexy man. guy 2: shes one of them ashbourne birds shes a walking std dont go near that cokehead

by urbansoupgod October 6, 2022