Sam

Sam is a fat guy who plays guitar very well. His deep voice makes him more lovable. He's a kind guy but he's ignorant. There is a girl who called him his bestfriend but whatever.

Fuck you Sam

by Shiboo May 22, 2019

Sam

The Hottest boy ever and girls have to have to like him or else he’ll leave London

Sam is too hot

by Your live babe October 30, 2019

Sam

A boy

Go get me a Sam I need to spread butter on my bread

by Harvlife February 12, 2021

Sam

Basically one big molerat with one small...*ahem* pair of legs. Sams always there to make you smile even though you might not be in the best mood. He’s apparently got tones of friends and tones to say.

Samuel the camel 🐪

by Kitty.kitty. April 17, 2019

Sam

A person who has a big head and a personality similar to a monkey

"Woah is the sam the monkey"

by Sjgkavciow December 30, 2019

Sam

Sam is guy, he is nice from what you can tell. He probably watches anime, or plays sorta gay video games like for honour, or R6. He’s a guy that is attractive, & you probably like him, & that’s why you’re searching his name, he is sweet & has a huge, mega faggot sense of humour, that you find lowkey-highkey funny. His friends are loser, but that doesn’t matter because he is loyal & a kind hearted person. He doesn’t open up very easily, but seems to be the soft kind. He is a dummy, but you learn to love it. he is insecure, he doesn’t always ask, but he needs to reassured. He is humble, anyways I need to hurry this up because I am legit about to shit my pants & I don’t want to shit my pants thanks.

oh look at him, Sam, look at Sam.

by well_washed_weiner October 2, 2019

sam fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025