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Got Bobbed

When your old retired white-man-privelidge neighbor from Boston stops passers by and engages them in awkward conversations that last way too long because he never developed hobbies or interests outside of his work and now he’s lonely, nosy, desperate for attention, and trying to meddle in everyone’s business.
The poor neighbors were walking by and Got Bobbed for ten minutes while trying to get away.
by Team LaBamba November 30, 2022
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Bob the Builder

When you're having sex with a girl, and then you introduce her to a bunch of random guys who are complete strangers, but you address them with the names of all characters sung in the Bob the Builder theme song.
Girl: oh yeah that feels good and stuff that girls say during sex wait a minute who are these 9 guys

Guy: dude i dont know wtf

Also guy:

SCOOP MUCK AND DIZZY, AND ROLLY TOO, LOFTY AND WENDY, JOIN THE CREW,
Bob and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done

Bob the Builder
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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Bobbing for Tommy

Bobbing for Tommy is a fictional R18+ gay comic by Graphite, a most classic one and enlightenment for many to the very kink of Cock Vore, and now is used to indicate the bizarreness of the dark side of the internet.

In the comic, a little boy called Tommy sliped out of the house after his parents went out at night. He visited his neighbor next door, a fit slack guy with a big bulge in the pants, coyly asking if he could see his junk, the hombre agreed gently as his bulge started swelling after seeing Tommy, and lured Tommy to the in-ground hot tub in his back yard, where he revealed his body-sized cock. He spurred the little dude to rub his junk in the pool to find out how big it gets, and seduced him to rub it with his feet,

slipped them in, slidded his legs inside, lifted him upright and eventually swallowed him up, churned him then cummed hard left only a mess of cum all over the yard and Tommy’s pants on the ground.

Many learned about and loved Cockvore through this comic, it has a significant influence on spreading this kink, as a classic work of Cock Vore, inspired many artists to produce more works related to Cockvore. On the other hand, it is an eye-exploding shock for those who are not in the dark side of internet porno fictions, it is one of the most bizarre and disturbing thing a yaoi fan from the bright side could find on the internet.

Bobbing for Tommy is now a metaphorical term used to indicate how disturbing and bizarre the dark side of the internet can be.
A: “You guys heard that news? XXX suicided last week!”
B: “Oh please don’t bring that up, I don’t know why I picked XXX to do the team assignment, I still have her handwritings on my paper and it feels like her ghost may come to my room anytime at night. Sorry XXX if you’re listening I don’t mean anything bad to you I am just scared please don’t come to me.”
C: “Awe you pool girl, it’s like searching for yaoi comics and picking out Bobbing for Tommy that back luck.”
D: “What is Bobbing for Tommy?”
A: “Sweetheart trust me you won’t wanna know.”
by Ypyc December 4, 2023
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bob

bobs are very hyper, there name might sound bland , but trust me they have a lot to hide. what bobs show you is a sweet, innocent, shy boy that every one gets along with. That's what he wants every one to know, but he actually has darker secrets.
''bob really likes his food''
by my name is jeff and i like fis November 7, 2022
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Airline Bob

Good example of an "Airline Bob": "You sound so british, you hoe" - said Nick (in an extremely gay voice).
by Swedish awesome Forrester April 25, 2011
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Bob

A Bob is a genus and they are vary fact oriented right is right, wrong is wrong. succeeds best in
Math, Politics, Finance,Ethics and Business. Some may say hes boring but none can deny that he looks sexy in Glasses and has one hell of smolder. Bobs is all so classy, passionate but also is a obsessive workaholic. They are also lonely at hart and have a hard time letting anyone in there lives but at the same time they have a furious temper.

Those who know him well, know he has a fun side; their good at impressions Like those of Donald Duck and Kermit the Frog. In conclusion Bob is a good influence on everyone he meets, because of his gift of seeing the good in people, despite any flaws he have .
Many in a Friendship or Relationship with Bob, find themselves Increasing their IQ and becoming more successful.
"I wish my Bob could Just take the time to Relax and be happy"
by The Will the way January 13, 2022
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Bob Ross

Bob Ross aka Irene is the most talented person ever. His paintings are so good that you will cry looking at them. Bob Ross is not just a painter he is a really smart person, good looking too, and a GOD HE IS A GOD,
Omg is the Bob Ross he is a LEGEND !
by Bob Rosses minions January 30, 2020
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