Douchebag 1 & 2

These guys

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2

by SlimJam August 12, 2020

Rusty 2-Step

The act of having anal sex then going straight to vaginal sex.

Me and my boyfriend did the rusty 2-step and now I have a UTI.

by ERnurse20 July 16, 2020

step number 2

In South Park the TV show, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman found a place underground where gnomes work constantly; step number one is to steal underwear, step three is to take over the world and no one knows what step two is.

Stan:"So what do you do?"
Gnome:"Step one, steal underpants. Step three take over the world!!"
Stan:"So what is step number 2?"
Gnome 1 :*pauses*"um, hey guys what's step two?"
Gnome 2 :*shruggs* "I don't know."

by he who stands there July 1, 2006

2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

if u have two small knives and two large knives than u have five knives. because the mass of the two large knives could vary well equal the mass of three small knives therefore u have 5 knives. two plus two equals five... 2 plus 2 equals 5

by HAWK123 August 18, 2009

Half-life 2

Your god.

Half-life 2 is your god, why the hell would you need any more of an example than that, you idiot?

by The G-man June 27, 2004

half-life 2

Pick one, because both reflect Half-Life 2:
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The most (linear)(scripted)(amazing) game ever.
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"Wait... who STACKED all these boards here so perfectly so I could pass through?"

by placebo February 17, 2005

Fortnite Chapter 2

Fortnite Chapter 2 is a type of cancer, increasingly getting worse from Chapter 1 or as most call it Stage 1 'Suck a dick dude, literally the biggest dick you can find'. Many have fallen to Stage 1 of Fortnite such as famous streamer Ninja, who had experienced the side effect, Ligma. However, a cure is being found called "Concentration Camps", however, alternative passive methods are being used as well such as Minecraft, Krunker.io, online bullying and a father who is present in a child's life.

If you know someone who suffers from Fortnite Chapter 2, please do not be afraid to call John Wick. All he requires are the number on the back of your credit card, the small 4 digits and your name.

"Omg look at that kid, his suffering from Fortnite Chapter 2. He must not realize that he lives in a society!"
"Who the fuck wants Fortnite Chapter 2? The game looks like a rip-off version of itself"

by God Has Cheeseburgers October 17, 2019