bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

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cats vagina

Spineless individual with no guts and a need to hide behind anything other than their own courage or intelligence.

Dude! You know that's not true! Now you're really showing everyone you're a cats vagina!!!

by Professor of Urban Warfare January 30, 2017

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springy vagina

when a man inserts his penis into a women's va jay jay, and it is so deep, her contractions force him to fly across the room.

Bro, when I did it with Jessica, her vagina was like a springy vagina.

by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017

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Jaylavy "'Betrayal`~`Vagina'"' Robles Bonilla: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

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kie vagina

When you blow his trumpet so he invites you to his house so you can look at his cousins vagina

I was happy in band camp until kie invited me for a kie vagina

by Dirty Michelle June 13, 2022

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Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on and away from the power of the former penis.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

Girl: I don't think I will respond to anybody like I did him...
Girl's Friend: Please girl you just need to get yourself a Vagina Reset with another penis, best cure in the world

by Buddhafish July 20, 2012

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