by absdfg June 12, 2024
Get the E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazymug. A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.
by NOYB4 September 26, 2021
Get the Boston Universitymug. A university in South Jersey that's surrounded by the Pine Barrens and a little ol' town called Galloway. There isn't much to do in the general proximity of the campus besides spend extortionate amounts of money on gas, food, and whatever boring old white person crap they have in Atlantic City. The cops on campus are a joke which is great because the trails around the university are great for smoking with friends. Students are mostly commuters who hate their major and are stuck in an infinite loop because the preceptors suck at getting people to graduate on time. All the trashy students go to Pitney Pub on Wednesday night and then complain on YikYak because they have nothing better to do with their lives. The higher ups at Stockton pretend they aren't racist but will literally do nothing about blatant discrimination from professors. At least they have some diverse organizations and departments on campus. In the end, Stockton is exactly what you'd expect from a cozy college in South Jersey.
by rickbone1055 August 3, 2023
Get the Stockton Universitymug. A multidisciplinary university that certainly carries a college vibe with strong ties to its Agrarian foundations (AKA DelVal). To be an Aggie, represented by Caesar the Ram, is to enjoy a small campus community within a scenic campus flanked on the South and West by farmland. You are given a lot of freedom to experience this campus as a student that can change your outlook on many things you previously thought you understood well coming out of high school. The people you meet here are genuine and come with such variety that the worst thing you can do is keep to yourself too much here. Thinking of playing a sport? The Division 3 programs here are accepting to new-comers and each team creates a strong bond between its players that will last long after graduating. As a freshman, you're likely to live in lower-end dormitories with other underclassmen, however, utilize this fact to create friendships with all the other students in the same boat as you. The school has a solid commuter base, so campus may feel smaller on weekends, but that just means there's more room for you and your posse to make campus your world! Take many opportunities to be social, such as clubs, student government, campus events, and understand the resources available here because these 4 years fly by!
Person1: "I heard Delaware Valley University is all farmers and football players! Might not be my vibe."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."
Person 2: "Sure there are agriculture minded students and a fair amount of athletes, but the variety of the people I am meeting here point to an environment of great opportunity because of the welcoming nature and wide variety of students that have chosen to enjoy DelVal to the fullest."
by MartyMcWiseguy March 30, 2020
Get the Delaware Valley Universitymug. Middle name: Vibrant, wish granting machine for dream careers,
Campus straight out of a Karan Johar movie
Mix of diverse cultures, where the cool people go.
Campus straight out of a Karan Johar movie
Mix of diverse cultures, where the cool people go.
by Parul University November 23, 2021
Get the Parul Universitymug. a pass that keep children from going to the bathroom. many people are peeing on the floors. students have even created restrooms in the classroom out of buckets. the bin of scrap papers will be used as toilet paper
by ursexybitch April 22, 2019
Get the universal passmug. by Shitheaaaad June 10, 2020
Get the Universemug.