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toe faeces

The shit that is left in-between your toes after work that stinks
These toe faeces
by Tony toe sucker January 9, 2020
mugGet the toe faecesmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
mugGet the Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...mug.
On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
mugGet the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating daymug.

toe fungus feb

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb
by 1083’n73!; April 7, 2021
mugGet the toe fungus febmug.

Toe touches

‘BRO. It smells like toe touches in here (bad/unbearable). Did you just fart??’
by LiveLoveLaughyes July 8, 2021
mugGet the Toe touchesmug.

pleasure toe

The toe of someon that is used for sexual pleasure and occasionally penetration
ANTHONY'S TOE!!!!! Meaning the human Anthony's pleasure toe
by Pleasure toe October 17, 2017
mugGet the pleasure toemug.

slimmy toe

When a man has a very small very narrow penis that resembles a toe due to the head looking like a toenail, sometimes with matching fungus.
Stacy, you slept with Kevin?! He has such a slimmy toe!!!
by Monkeys14321 November 14, 2017
mugGet the slimmy toemug.

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